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I am watching the Miss America show on TV with my friends... and I do not understand.

These women are to get money for playing a piano and walking in a bathing suit? They look the same, all of them, and I do not understand that one will get a crown for being the most pretty. Angel is saying it is a contest, but I think contests are for who is fastest, or who can eat the most hot dogs.

I enjoy America very much, but sometimes it is a strange place. Like now.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, Marius is a GUY?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

In my experience, yes.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Do you have... aw, crap. What's that term Forge uses? Imperical evidence? Emperical evidence? Crap, where's my dictionary?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Well, I had it at the time. These days I think my husband would frown on me getting more.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Point to the Irish team.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Speaking of my husband, I last saw him underneath a stack of math homework. I'm going to go dig him out. Get some empirical evidence.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a distinct lack of bust, for one thing.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Oh that doesn't mean anything. Look at Jubilee. Her chest was flatter than her back.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes, but did she have leg hair comparable to a wire brush?

....Please don't answer that.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Bust makes a woman? Then what would your qualifications be?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Dude. You even have to ask?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

There are totally hot women with almost nothing up there. Stacy Keibler. Woman could kick -me- in the head if she wanted and if I ever met her and, you know, just normal in the chest. And hot. Mega hot. Super mega hot.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

See, I prefer smaller, more...Not bony? Less blonde?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Jen, I should get out my notebook. This would be what is known as "a proper lady."

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Your notebook? Blonde and easier than a four-piece jigsaw puzzle?

Oh no, wait, that's your type. Ummm....

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That was quite the mockery from a woman who has already experienced every potential haircolor.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

And I am freaking hot in every single one.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Julio has been telling tales, and so it behooves me to point out that some of us didn't need an x-factor to achieve a growth spurt.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

He was short! Like 5'6"! I could stuff him in my locker!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're never going to let that die, are you?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

NUNCA!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Which one of us gave everyone their powers back? Hrm? Hrm? Oh, right. ME.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I totally fail to see your point. I'm tall here and now -and- I can still hand you your butt nine times out of ten.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Oui, and that is taken as given.

Of course, so can Rahne.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's... like a philosophy thing. There wasn't real, here is. Here is more important then there, and here, I am six foot whatever I am now.