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I have watched the movie of the man who kills vampires. And Angel tells me there are more movies and T.V. shows of killing vampires. I do not understand. I think vampires can might be mutants like us. If the vampires are mutants, why do people kill them so much? I think it is not good. And the movies are confusing. I still do not know why the light is talking.

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[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

The light was his mother. The Virgin Mary. She's still up in Heaven so she is talking to Jesus through the lampshade and his ice cream, because people are always seeing the Virgin Mary in lampshades and peices of toast.

I did not explain that very well.

This movie was supposed to be funny. I can see how it can be veryy confusing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what's up with the Jesus toast anyway?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

very religious people want to see these things, so they do.

It is why your drunken yokels always get kidnapped by aliens or see crop circles.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Our drunken yokels? (http://www.cropcircleanswers.com/Mexico_City_UFO_Event.htm)

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Yes. But that was real.